Frankenmuth:
Notes about today:
Anthony:
We went to Bronner’s (the biggest Christmas store in the world) and tried not to get lost in the vast stock of Christmas
ware. We had lunch at Zehnder’s restaurant where the waiters and waitresses wear funny German clothes. We went for a
walk up and down the main street and took a look in some of the shops. Frankenmuth is based on a German town so there are
a lot of differences to most American towns. We stayed at a hotel called Zehnder’s Splash Village where we had quite
a spacious room. But we were mostly playing in the water park and going on the two tube slides.
The Almighty Ben The Magnificent: Bronner’s was basically a Christ-fest but is still always
a fun place to go even if you’re anything else, such as Buddhist or something. Zehnder’s is sort of a fuzzy haze
because I couldn’t get over the fact that the previous staff had placed my spoon underneath the tablecloth. It was kind
of a chance going to Zehnder’s instead of the Bavarian Inn, which is were we usually go when we visit Frankenmuth. THE
CHICKEN IS BETTER AT THE INN AND ZEHNDER’S ONLY TOPS THEIR GRAVY. PLUS, THE NOODLES STUNK!
What I liked
best:
Anthony: I liked
the water park best as it was quite big and had quite a lot of different play areas including one with a giant bucket that
filled up, then you could stand under it and get soaked.
The Genius and
most Handsome Ben: The chicken is always good down in Frankenmuth, but even still, I'm a Bavarian Inn guy. The water
park had an excellent hot tub that I would still be in to this day if I could have held my breath just that much longer…
What I didn’t
like:
Anthony: I wasn’t
too keen on Bronner’s as it was quite a lot of walking around and looking at different Christmas items and all the big
decorations.
Ben the Great: Zehnder’s spoon antics… ’nuff
said…
Why would others my age like this (or not)?:
Anthony: Other people my age would probably like
some aspects but would dislike some aspects, such as the high street (main street) was a bit boring as there aren’t
that many interesting shops for people my age.
Ben the Destroyer: I'm not like a lot of
people on most occasions, so I have no idea what anyone else my age would like. But I’d have to guess that they would
fall in love with the Bavarian Inn.
Mill Creek Park:
Notes about today:
Anthony: Mill Creek is a very interesting place to go to as
the staff there actually show you how the mill works. The high bridge and the zip wire are really fun, unless you’re
afraid of heights. They also have a big climbing wall which is included along with the bridge and zip wire on the adventure
trail.
Ben the Intrigued: ZIPLINE, ZIPLINE, ZIPLINE, ZIPLINE, ZIPLINE!!!!!!!!11!1
Other than that, the whole thing was educational
and interesting.
What I liked best:
Anthony: I liked the climbing wall best as it is quite high and is really
fun to climb.
Ben the Enthralled: ZIPLINE, ZIPLINE, ZIPLINE, ZIPLINE!!!!!!!!!!11!1
What I didn’t like:
Anthony:
I didn’t much like the mill and the little show there as it was a little bit boring, but it wasn’t unbearable.
Neb eht Dyslexic: The mill was a big wooden shack with a log cutter thingy in it. What’s
the fun in not having something meaty to put in said cutter thingy?? Plus, I didn’t get to see the guy with the snake
in his shirt.
Would others my age like this?:
Anthony: Yes, others my age would definitely like it because
they have lots of pretty cool places like a hut where you can pull a rope and then see how water can power wheels. And if
you’re very very lucky one of the staff might show you his pet snake which he keeps in his shirt.
Ben the Average: It’s a good place for walking around, but not if you’re a geek. Then
it’s basically a tech-junkie’s nightmare.
Mackinaw Island:
Notes
about today:
Anthony: Mackinaw
Island is a very pretty island where you can go and relax for a few days. What is weird about Mackinaw is that there is not
a single car on the whole island so you can walk, rent a bike or get on a horse drawn cart around the island.
Ben the Flabbergasted: It smelled of horse and good food (fudge). It was pretty fun to walk down
the center of the road knowing that the worst that could happen was that a fat guy on a bicycle could hit a pebble, lose control
of his basket bike, go screaming down the center of the road, and finally come to a screeching halt, thus falling down on
you. But other than that ever-present danger looming over our ever-worried heads, it was fun.
What I liked best:
Anthony:
I liked taking a bike and cycling along the many paths that wind around Mackinaw.
Ben
the Sweet: The smell inside the fudge shops where the air was so sweet that you had to blow your nose every once and
awhile to stop the sugar from encrusting itself on the inside of your nostrils.
What I didn’t
like:
Anthony: I didn’t
like the smell of the island as there are lots of horses everywhere.
Yadda Blahblah
Bblahblah: Having to work to get the bicycle uphill.
Would others
my age like this?:
Anthony:
Other children my age would probably get bored as there is not much to do, but it is definitely a good idea to go on a bike
ride.
Ben the Amazed: THERES FUDGE!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK A 15 Y/O
WOULD LIKE ABOUT IT!!!???!?!?!?!?!?!
Tahquamenon Falls (and Whitefish Pointe):
Notes about today:
Anthony:
Tahquamenon falls is a very cool place to go to as you can walk along a path and down some steps and stand virtually right
on top of the waterfall. And they also have a really nice restaurant filled with heads and furs of bears, mooses and many
more animals. The Shipwreck Museum is quite a nice place to go to find out some ship history.
Ben the Quite Bored: It was a big rocky shelf with water coming off of it, and why didn’t the
sailors stop going in the direction of the ‘big storm’ if they knew it was the biggest one that they had ever
seen?
What I liked best:
Anthony: The falls, as they are cool to watch.
Just Ben: *sounds of crickets being quiet*
What I didn’t
like:
Anthony: I didn’t
like the museum much as it is boring watching the movies and seeing all the different shipwrecks.
Ben the Tiny Bit More Bored: Guess
Would others
my age like this?:
Anthony:
Other people my age would like some of the museum but get bored on other parts.
Ben the Thoughtful::
Maybe the falls, but it’s just falling water.
Sault Saint Marie:
Notes about today:
Anthony:
There are a few things to do here, like go to the freighter yard and see how the locks work. A good place to eat is called
Antlers, which is a very interesting place where at dinner time they can make some very cool noises with some bells they have.
Ben the Confused: What? We went to a freighter yard? When did this happen?!
What I liked best:
Anthony:
I liked eating at antlers as it is fun and the food there is very nice
Ben the Kiddy:
BELLS AND WHISTLES AT ANTLERS, YAAAY!!!!!11!1
What I didn’t like:
Anthony: I got a bit bored in the locks as it
takes quite a while for the ship to rise and then pass through the gate.
Ben the Dying:
Wow, a ship going in the upwards direction.
Would others my age like this?:
Anthony: Others my age might not enjoy the locks
but they would probably enjoy Antlers.
Ben the Bullheaded: No
Traverse City and Great Wolf Lodge:
Notes about today:
Anthony:
The Great Wolf Lodge is an extremely nice hotel with really nice rooms and a really cool water park with both an indoor and
outdoor pool. The slides were all really fun and the hot tub is really nice.
Ben the Solid
Opinioned: Best… Hotel… Ever… and the water park’s good too, ya know.
What I liked best:
Anthony:
My favorite thing was most definitely the water park and in particular the really fun slides.
Ben the []D [] [V] []D: Everything!! Everything’s magic!!!! Well, was anyway; then we left.
*cry*
What I didn’t like:
Anthony: Nothing
Ben the Open Aired:
not-a-thing
Would others my age like this?:
Anthony: Definitely. The water park is something you have to
do when you are at The Great Wolf Lodge.
Ben the Robot [-_-]: Go there
and live there. Never leave. You’ll hate yourself for it.
Mount Pleasant:
Notes about today:
Anthony: We went to Ziibiwing Center and learnt about the Native tribe
history.
Ben the still Confused: A museum were I bought some weird dried-corn
thing that I still haven’t tried when it’s cooked. Other than that it was kinda interesting.
What I liked best:
Anthony:
Sitting down and watching the short movies
Ben the (insert title here): Leaving the museum.
What I didn’t like:
Anthony:
Walking around and stopping to look at animal furs and created scenes.
Ben the Wolf Boy:
Entering said museum.
Would others my age like this?:
Anthony: Children my age will probably find it
boring as there is not much to do there.
Benny Boy: Fun goes there to die a slow, tortured,
and long lasting death in a big room covered in broken glass, barbed wire, lemon juice, cancer cells, pollen, dead clowns,
and fire ants. And the only way to escape was to climb through the balloon jungle without touching a single balloon, because
they’re filled with a slow burning napalm and A1 steak sauce. Not fun >:(